Teach a Dwarf to fish and he’ll be eaten alive by carp.
Oops, I can return to the rivers then.
Back in my day “up” and “down” was for hippies. We dug straight in and kept going!
Good Replacement XD
Sorry. Here’s a different joke.
Wait, carp aren’t horrific hell-fish anymore? And that I’ve been avoiding rivers all this time for no reason?!
Yeah, everyone knows Giant Sponges are the new carp.
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